01 February 2006

Here's that joke

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I have sex with whenever you have a headache."

From the bed his wife says, "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

He replies, "And I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

Redneck-- well, pink anyway

Thanks to my good-- no, great friend for the new scarf. It is very warm and comfortable and, most importantly, not itchy at all!

Bonus: It smells like her! For now, anyway...