Seen that footage of Bush trying to exit a news conference only to be stymied by a locked door? It cracks me up every time they show it! I love how he mugs up a look of mock horror, then goes into full stand down mode, waiting for his handlers to rescue him. You just know he's been rehearsed repeatedly about what to do in situations like this.
"George, you just stand there and Karl will come make it all better. If you have to go potty, write a note to Aunt Condi."
This is the leader of the free world.